Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

America good place to Put Chinese Restuarant.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Confucious say it take square ass to shit a brick.

Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement.

To make egg roll, push it.

Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.